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Comment on Norman Shuttlecock Jr. – Kevin William by Goose197

Goose197 — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:54:29 +0000

*giggle* This made my morning.

Comment on Norman Shuttlecock Jr. – Kevin William by Connie Porter

Connie Porter — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:01:44 +0000

Yee Gaads! The tragedy of it all is that Herscheval is in a true fix and this cad Kevin fails to embrace the horror of it all. Good luck Hershey, I’m rooting for ya!

Comment on Norman Shuttlecock Jr. – Kevin William by Kdvb1 aka Kimberly

Kdvb1 aka Kimberly — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:14:15 +0000

*giggles* You are a wicked one! *wink*

Comment on Baron Destructo – Martin Holme by coffee

coffee — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:34:19 +0000

whatever happened to is it me, Freddie Prinze Jr., anyway?

Comment on Aloysius P. Hazzencockle – Ms. Gift and Danel Mellitus by imtiaz

imtiaz — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:40:11 +0000

i recieved the same mail fron mis Gift mellitus about the money of 7.5 billion.

Comment on Cookie Monster – James Wiliams by Rebecca T

Rebecca T — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:24:52 +0000

LMAO

I can’t believe this guy; why, why(?!) would you keep emailing back to someone called “cookie monster”. Did he think it was a codename? That your father had an unfortunate last name and your parents were trying to imitate the trend of famous celebrities naming their children with original yet cringe-worthy first names?

I have to say, the line that made me laugh the most, although crude, was “Me do imitation of multistage rocket (solid AND liquid boosters)”!!

If you could make a living out of this, then that’d be brilliant.

Comment on Baron Destructo – Mrs. Estella Edwin and son Joel by Narelle from Aus

Narelle from Aus — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:17:20 +0000

Why don’t they reply anymore? **pout** They’ve ruined all of our fun

Comment on Cookie Monster – James Wiliams by Melanie

Melanie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:48:05 +0000

ok this one is by far my favorite (so far)
Thank you so much for sharing this blog. I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time!

Comment on Alphonso Rubello – James Williams by Melanie

Melanie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:13:25 +0000

Did you ever hear back from him?!!

Comment on Aloysius P Hazzencockle – Hajia Mariam by ytimynona

ytimynona — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:57:47 +0000

Hahahaha I copy-pasted your reply (I hope you don’t mind!!!) and sent it to one of the spammers who sent me a similar offer. She (I think she’s a she, anyway!!!) replied with this message:

Dear [my real name, even though the letter is signed Aloysius P. Hazzencockle...scarey!!!]

Thanks for your mail .First and formost I wish to let you know that the earlier you take away your mind from those promised monies from those people the better for your life and health ok .

You see I am a woman like you thus can not decieve or tell you lies .We can recover all our lose and get better with this ok .Trust me God has made us meet for good .

You see , my late husband is one of the top Government official in my Country Sudan .They were busy piling up monies in different places then and I was warning him .For this reason I am in exile in Nigeria todat suffering where as my late husbands millions of dollars are there in the SECURITY COMPANY wasting way untill I can claim them .Rrally I can not claim them now unless with an aid of somebody like you who is trust worthy and God fearing with the interest of others in the heart .

With these statements if you feel you can help me out ,sure both of us will be rich in weeks to come .I am very sure of this and I can prove this to you beyond all reasonable doubt .

So let me know if you can help me transfer those millions of dollars now so I can give you the details .

Thanks ,

Christy Lualua